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夫人 您想听听最近的新闻

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要关于哪方面的?

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什么都行

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有什么特别点的?

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我们想知道你有没有什么特殊的兴趣

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你想听一些

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八卦花边新闻吗?

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举个例子呢?

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那好吧

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丑闻有兴趣吗?

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丑闻?

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对 那个女人很奇怪

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就一个男人

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她受不了他就把他杀了

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知道什么是斩首吗?

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什么? 斩首?

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就是把头和躯体分开?

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是这样吗 夫人?

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是的

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对 这个我知道

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他们为什么不用五马分尸?

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这样太残忍了

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我说的那极刑要用锈钝的刀

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这样就可以

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慢慢地 痛苦地

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将人身首分家

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怎么说这么恐怖的东西啊 夫人?

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因为你要是不老实回答我的问题

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我就用它招待你 听懂了吗?

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夫人…

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那帮贱人为什么在我背后指指点点?

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那是因为…

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看来你还是不明白斩首的意思

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夫人…

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北方人不能接受

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但这就是应该这样发展

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他们受不了这个结局

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听我说

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就因他们不喜欢

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我就更不能受他们左右

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你说什么?

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我们最大的读者群就是北方人

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他们不喜欢悲剧结局
我们就不能让主角死

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太可悲了

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读者怎能影响作者的创作

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简直太荒谬了

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我有个主意

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就让他们幸存下来 迁居北方

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太不负责任了我不干

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随便你吧

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还有件事

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这么重要的会你怎么能迟到呢

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我们关门了

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说了关门了

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秋月色

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画这个的人 全都看见了?

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谁画的?

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看他的水平 不像是业余的

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我不能

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泄露他的身份

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你不能泄露?

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你不能?

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我的话事关他的性命

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你觉得他的性命

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比我冒死到这儿来还重要?

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我不是这个意思

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只是不能说出他的名字

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好吧

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我明白了

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夫人

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住手 放肆

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夫人 请别这样

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我很难过 陛下

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别这样

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其实我好开心

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你能主动叫我来

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是什么让你心烦意乱?

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有点不舒服而已

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干嘛?

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那么快就累了?

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不是的 夫人

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按规矩 打到这个程度要先停停

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你说过不把他打得招供绝不停手

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就这么完了? 那么快?

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就这么便宜重犯?

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夫人 这是他的极限了

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他已经奄奄一息了

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他的…

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他的嘴闭得好紧 恐怕死也不会招啊

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那是因为

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他怕说出来后果更严重

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还有加点量

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下面该怎么做?

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首先要打断双腿

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然后再用烙刑

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先把他放下来

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这样吊着会死人的

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全部出去

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他要是死了 去哪儿找那画匠?

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你说什么?

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他被行刑是因为还没有供出画匠

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要是抓到那画匠

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可以放了他吗?

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你知道画匠是谁?

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没关系

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我要他亲口告诉我

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皇上会亲自来过问

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好好准备一下

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谁是世上最可怜的人?

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陛下 我不知道

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我一直认为就是你

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你放弃男儿身来进宫
就为了和心爱的女人在一起

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多可怜啊

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陛下 我不明白您的意思

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你以为我不知道?

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笨蛋

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算了

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知道吗?

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看着此时此刻的我们

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我也不知道谁最可怜
是你还是我?

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我以前不了解你

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但现在渐渐开始懂了

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陛下

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我们走吧

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这个混蛋

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我倒要看看他有多大能耐

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他是个怪物

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腿都断了还是不招

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看来你习惯被上刑了

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接下来是什么?

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接着要给他上烙刑

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然后再用火刑

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怪物啊

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感觉如何?

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这样还不能平复你的愤怒吗?

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你说呢?

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还是吃了饭再来吧

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准备下个刑罚

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小心啊 小心点

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检查官写的书

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审判官画的画

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金长官

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瞧你这副德行

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死太监

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还是密探

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他们是太监 那岂不是…

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他们没有睾丸?

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混帐东西

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还不快滚回家洗洗睡了

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别跑出来吓人

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蠢货 真是个大蠢货

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是我故意让你们逃出来的

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做事要动脑子

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但你下面也没东西令你思考

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人都快死了还能说话啊

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受不了严刑拷打了?

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你还有王法吗?

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让我们来收拾他

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好久没动过家伙了

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我先上 你个死太监

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哎呀…

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没事吧?

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让我来

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英雄

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认识这些朋友吗?

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不打不相识啊

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住手 崔公公

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你要是杀了他

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我会把一切事情都说出来

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你没这胆子

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你不敢的

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我不知道自己会做出什么事

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你会知道吗?

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饶他一命

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在我变卦前 快给我滚得远远地

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用劲

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等等

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金长官

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我没说错吧?

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说什么?

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沉默的人就像死人一般

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是吧?

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你被捕了

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上面说你是来干掉他的

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还派我们监视你的行动

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是吗?

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你为什么要放了他?

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你总说做事要动脑子

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听着

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又时也要问问良心

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你值得信赖 对吧?

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怎么了?

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我们把他抓回来了

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你打算怎么处置?

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我一开始是很生气

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但现在心情好多了

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来得快 去得也快啊

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一开始我就知道

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你对他很感兴趣

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我不懂你的意思

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他看你的时候眼中没有丝毫畏惧

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就好象…

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就好象…

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你们在一起快活了多次

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陛下 你在说些什么啊?

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这个混蛋和你睡觉

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对你毫无畏惧

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这些都是事实

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你在乱讲

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睡了不止一次

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你胆敢勾引一个从没爱过别人的女人

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还把她当做你小说的

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写作素材

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但这女人不愿意相信这个事实

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居然还想原谅你 还说这是

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跟爱情无关

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但你放不下你的尊严

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你爱不爱她已经无所谓了

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我受够了

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崔公公呢?

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崔公公?

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你为什么就不能骗骗她

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说你爱她?

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你为什么

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要这般愚弄她的感情?

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我要把你变成太监 让你们长相私守

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把他阉了

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陛下 他年纪太大

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- 恐怕会死啊
- 我不管

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他是个污秽的畜生

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要阉得越干净越好

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陛下 是我勾引的他

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是我动用私权

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威逼他就范的

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知道吗?

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都是我一手造成的

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求求你饶了他吧

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你不要脸了?

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这是真的

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是我想要他

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求求你…

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夫人

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请回吧

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那日花开遍地

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你对我开着玩笑

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很是开心

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突然 一只蜜蜂向你扑去

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我马上赶走了它

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那天的感觉真好

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从那天起

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我时刻都挂念着你

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但是

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一种污秽的思想占据了我

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我无法区分

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这是爱还是下流的情欲

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这就是为什么我会如此不善表达
自己的感情

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如果这就是爱 该怎么说出口呢?

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因此

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我决定把它深埋在心底

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等来世再与你共叙前缘

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我会的

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会等你的

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就这么当着我的面

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你对他说“我会的”

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“会等你的”

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你居然当着我的面

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对他这么说

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还有什么意义呢?

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反正你们准备来世再聚

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一切都于事无补

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我输了

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爱得越深 输得越惨

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碗口是陶瓷做的
碗底是…

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行了  直说吧

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秋月色小说的最后一章

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- 你有吗?
- 你早点不来

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没有了

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可惜啊

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等等

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我很想知道皇后最后怎么样了?

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她终身被软禁在宫里

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孤独一生

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那金大人呢?

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小心点

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金大人

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喂

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怎么一直背对我们?

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我说

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你不高兴见到我们?

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就是这个样子

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大老远的来干嘛?

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你的新作?

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一个行刑官在审问犯人时

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爱上了他

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也就是一见钟情

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这个犯人

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相貌奇俊 气质非凡

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更绝的是 这犯人

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越是被虐待 就越是享受

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我越打 他就越…

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我反对

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- 他喜欢被虐待?
- 对

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老黄 你觉得呢?

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太刺激了

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但我有个问题

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说吧

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他俩只有一种姿势?

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两个男人只能是这个姿势啊

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插图岂不是千篇一律?

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傻瓜

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书名我都想好了

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这次就用最直接的标题

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就叫《两只肉棍的情欲秘史》?

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你还是那臭德行
不行 这个要不得

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这是两个男人的故事

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《同志正传》怎么样?

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《同志正传》

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你隐居太久

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完全落伍了

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可是我个人很喜欢这名字

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好了

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世事难料啊

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天知道以为会不会出现这玩意

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世界会越变越污秽啊

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书名也会越来越 黄色

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看着

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不要惊慌

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可以动啊

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哇

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这个…

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你管这叫什么?

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- 可以动的….
- 对 可以动的…

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可以动的画

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“动画”

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怎么样?